Oh, joy.
Guess who is the #1 result in the search for "Keanu Reeves Naked"?
Yep. That would be me.
For all my attempts at cleverness and eloquence....it's Keanu Reeves Naked that brings them to my doorstep.
But wait! It's because of this article.
Man, do I get the hits on that page. I get the exit stats, too. Basically, most people get there, realize that there are no filthy pictures and move on in their search for naked-er pastures.
MOST people...not all, and that gives me hope. I hope that the eight people out of 187 that didn't click that "X" actually read the Sky Magazine article in that post. It's a good one.
And I hope that they maybe poked around the site a bit more and gleaned a greater appreciation for Keanu Reeves, Naked or not.
Here's a little tip for those of the quest for some Reevesian Nudeness:
As far as I know, the only real naked pictures of Keanu would be the famous ones taken by Greg Gorman. Nice ones, too. Nothing full frontal.
Tasteful.
Artistic.
Definitely sexy.
Now, I've *cough* heard of some more revealing pictures, alledgedly of Keanu and it's *ahem* possible I may have even seen one (though no fault of my own....I swear they just showed up in my inbox....really) But I assure you, it's a fake.
No, I'm not going to show it to you. Haven't you been listening?
I swear, it's like I don't know who you are anymore.
There's no naked Keanu here.
Broaden your perspective of appreciation or go away.
I believe I know of the cut and paste job of which you speak (nice clue, btw), and it is so definitely not him, that the light from him would not reach that guy in a zillion parceps. As we who worship the scar that leads to the netherworld can attest - nice try, but no. What...do they think we're stooopid?
Posted by: Chianti on December 3, 2002 09:17 AMYou know it's funny, but when I'm searching and I type in "Bob Barker naked" I get sent here as well. Go figure.
Posted by: cmonks on December 3, 2002 09:39 AMYeah, I'd say Greg Gorman has some nice booty shots of Keanu. *Drool*
Posted by: Veshka on December 3, 2002 09:53 AMYeah, but to give the magazine credit the beginning of the article also states that if they were a movie star, they would be Keanu Reeves. I took that as a compliment to Keanu.
BTW, I got the mag. The scans do not do the pictures justice. That is one ugly ass scar he going on there.
Shane Falco was right. Chicks do dig scars. This one anyway.
Keep 'em coming Krix.
I certainly do...
Posted by: Keanuette on December 3, 2002 01:35 PMSo... All those pervs are searching on the subject 'Keanu Reeves naked'... But Krix, how did YOU find out you were the no.1 search result? :D Caught 'ya!
Posted by: Julie on December 3, 2002 02:12 PMI think his scar is beautiful.
Beautiful imperfection.
Naked or dressed,the man is beautiful.
Posted by: Blue on December 3, 2002 02:58 PMyeah, ive seen that pic too. bad cut and paste job and no detail to at least try to get the scar on him. how did the dentits go?
Posted by: kat on December 3, 2002 03:18 PMDentist was fine, I didn't even bite anyone. I have to go back tomorrow for round 2. Bleh.
I'm getting ready to go home and curl up with some peach tea and get ready for tonight's eppy of 24.
Posted by: krix on December 3, 2002 04:29 PMthink eau d'scar...and weren't you just screaming at Jack to go ahead and rip her fucking head off? ahem, did i really say that aloud?...
Posted by: Lori on December 3, 2002 09:17 PMOhmygod, Can I have Kiefer shove me up against a wall just once in this lifetime? I LUV that Nina's back. Hee!
By the way, speaking of search results...I'm result #26 for "Fucking Kiefer Sutherland".
I'm just saying......
hee! you would.... ;)
Posted by: Lori on December 4, 2002 05:11 AMI may be desensitized to gun violence, but was it cool when he shot at her or what? Can't wait for next week. I'm sure Nina at least wet her pants with that last look her gave her in the van. Ruh-Roh.
Posted by: Chianti on December 4, 2002 05:28 AMi know i wet mine...oh, that's not what you meant, was it?
Posted by: Lori on December 4, 2002 04:11 PM....for the record, I'm # 7 for "fucking Keanu Reeves"
Must. Try. Harder.
(so to speak)
Keanu Reeves naked
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