December 15, 2002
The Keanu Days of Christmas

~On the first day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

A Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves

~On the second day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

Keanu's Boots photo by S. Phillips

2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the third day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the fourth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the fifth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the sixth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the seventh day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the eighth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the ninth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the tenth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

10 Scottys Hustling
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the eleventh day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

11 Johnnys Surfing
10 Scottys Hustling
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves


~On the twelfth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:

12 Nelsons Singing
11 Johnnys Surfing
10 Scottys Hustling
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeeeeeeves!!

it wahs , spoony | from inside the mind of krix at December 15, 2002 08:14 AM .
Comments

haha!! that was great!!! love it. also liked and downed the poster of keanu reeves song. way cool.

Posted by: kat on December 15, 2002 05:54 AM

Absolutely Fantastic!
I will never hear this song the same way again.
Besides, who really wants Twelve Lords a Leaping, when you can have Mr. Reeves all Twelve Days?

Posted by: Rhonda on December 15, 2002 06:44 AM

Talent! The girl has talent, I say! For songwriting, no less. She needs to find a rock and roll group and submit some of her work. I wonder where we could find one? ;)

Posted by: skits on December 15, 2002 08:20 AM

"there is no spooooooon!" watched the matrix again last night, and that scene kills me anew every time. coolest of the cool, krix, keep it up!

Posted by: Lori on December 15, 2002 08:32 AM

and btw, i thought of your comments box during the oracle scene -- you know she actually says, "here, *take* a cookie." might wanna change that for accuracy's sake... ;)

Posted by: Lori on December 15, 2002 08:34 AM

I expect you ALL to be singing these words when caroling this year.

Posted by: krix on December 15, 2002 10:06 AM

Oh, and thx, O.

Posted by: krix on December 15, 2002 10:12 AM

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are providing all my holdiday spirit this year.
Really fun :D

Posted by: tess on December 15, 2002 10:42 AM

KeanuVision Choir

The money raised will be exchanged for pieces of clithing that Keanu wore and donated to the girls of the choir, to keep the cold and loneliness away.

;)

Count me in on this!

Posted by: Bea on December 15, 2002 11:00 AM

I meant clothing

Posted by: Bea on December 15, 2002 11:00 AM

KRIX DOES IT AGAIN!

SO FUNNEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Keanuette on December 15, 2002 11:10 AM

woo hoo, accuracy ROCKS!! :)

Posted by: Lori on December 15, 2002 11:51 AM

LOL! thats a really cool song! :P

Posted by: iluvjacktraven on December 15, 2002 12:38 PM

Hey Bea, don't worry about the spelling, I knew what you meant! Are you sure it wasn't a Freudian error though? ;-0

Posted by: Julie on December 15, 2002 03:56 PM

That was very cool. You rock! Merry Keanu Christmas!

Posted by: ~Mel on December 15, 2002 06:08 PM

once again, your creativity and talent just blow me away. bravo!

Posted by: kd on December 16, 2002 11:30 AM

ho ho ho

Posted by: krix on December 19, 2002 05:17 PM
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