According to this article, Disney Hall - where the Revolutions premiere will be held - seats 1800.
*cough*
EIGHTEEN HUNDRED PEOPLE are going to this premiere and NOT ONE OF THEM is me.
Oh, come ON!
red pill | from inside the mind of krix at September 24, 2003 03:03 PM .One of those seats, I hope, has a big ol' whoopie cushion, so when he sits down his royal silver butt, he will be embarrassed that Krix is not his date.
I've stopped with the kissing-up ideas - can you tell?
Posted by: Chianti on September 24, 2003 03:10 PMYeah, I'm tired of being a puppet in Joel's little Theatre of Cruelty myself.
So, are the Warner Brothers real people? And if so, are they still alive?
'cause I'm fixin' to offer to blow one or both of them.
Posted by: krix on September 24, 2003 03:13 PMBWAH! Well, the world is an unjust place... otherwise krix would be front and center at this shindig...
Posted by: bakednudel on September 24, 2003 03:16 PMBut Krix, you won't be able to see the movie if your head is down in their laps!
-Sorry, couldn't resist ;-)
If I ever win the lottery or become the mega-succesfull business-woman that I *should* be, I will BUY the f%$#@ WB company for you, ok?
Then, only fans will be admitted :-) And Joel will have to beg *us* for a ticket :-) HA!
LMAO!!!
Krix - ya don't mean it - do you???
Well ya have to get in line...;)
Posted by: Jen on September 24, 2003 03:58 PMOooooh! *raises hand really high almost dislocating shoulder* I want to be the bouncer! Pick me! Pick me! Pick meeeeeeee!
Posted by: Zen on September 24, 2003 03:58 PMWow! I see Matrix mania is starting a bit early! Krix, I guess desperate times call for desperate measures huh? LOL :O) Are you going to take a detour from San Diego to L.A., *then* Vegas? You know, to prostrate yourself on top of some Warner Brother's exec's car to try and score tickets? They'd *have* to notice you then (if you don't remove yourself from their vehicle) and give in to your demands, I mean request. I wish I could help you out chica, but alas I cannot. You know, if you *really* put your mind to it, I bet you could figure out something? I mean, nothing's impossible right? I mean, if you weren't afraid of getting arrested or anything. (Sorry, I'm punchy!) :O) Good luck!!!
Posted by: Natasha on September 24, 2003 05:52 PMI'm sure there are Warner sons or nephews... the old dudes have surely toddled off by now.
I think you should redirect your groveling. Joel is obviously dead from the neck down, so take a look at these people - Joel is only a lowly producer after all. UHmm you may want to cross off a couple of Wachowskis. They probably won't show up.
Bruce Berman .... executive producer
Grant Hill .... executive producer
Joel Silver .... producer
Andy Wachowski .... executive producer
Larry Wachowski .... executive producer
Maybe you could work some kind of three-way with Bruce and Grant. ;)
Posted by: Chianti on September 24, 2003 06:02 PMOoooh, *now* you're thinking Chianti! LOL ;O) Here, I was perusing eBay seeing if anyone had put up tix for bid to go to the Premiere in L.A. (sadly none yet). I figure if some tickets eventually *do* go on sale, maybe we (the fans of Keanuvision) can start a "Send Krix To Heaven (a.k.a. The Matrix Revolutions premiere in L.A.) fund?? Hey, it's a *good* cause! :O)
But I did find this (which I thought was amusing!)...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3349880271&category=197
Posted by: Natasha on September 24, 2003 06:10 PMI may send some feelers out next week, I must be six degrees from *someone* that could at least tell me who I would approah about a pass.
Posted by: krix on September 24, 2003 07:30 PMYou mean making one (a pass) or getting one? Ba da dum... Thank you'll, I'll be here all week! :O)
Good luck Krix, you can do it! I'm sure you have all the fans of Keanuvision backing you up on your quest! ;O)
You know, sometimes it's *good* to set these kind of goals and see if you can do it. Makes life interesing. ;O) I watched Ben Stiller on Dave Letterman's show last night and he said during the mid 80's he and a friend snuck into the Green Room at Dave's late night talk show. They ended up sitting on a couch with Jaqueline Bisset. LOL They did it to see if they could (There's a Star Trek reference in there, but I forgot the name, so never mind). Geez, aren't I wordy tonight? Anyways, Best of Luck Krix!
Posted by: Natasha on September 24, 2003 07:45 PMNO WAY, just no way, so wrong, it must be righted!!!!!!!!!
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