November 15, 2004
still keen for Constantine

MovieHole.com has a lukewarm Constantine screener review - snark and spoiler warnings apply.

constantine | from inside the mind of krix at November 15, 2004 12:45 PM .
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For what I understand the guy does not know too much about Constantine... isnīt John very unlikeable? So, Keanu nailed it. But will be always VERY difficult to some guys to admit Keanu is great in the role. Itīs what he wants to say, but he canīt! ;P

Anyway, I found that review more positive than negative, because itīs the way I see John, just pissed at everything.

Posted by: Le on November 15, 2004 01:42 PM

I'd never really bothered to learn what snark meant, though I did have my suspicions.

They have turned out to be correct.

This is why I would never agree to write a review of anything. Reviewers seem to tend toward being bitter people with very dull axes and no grinding stone. This includes Mrs. Parker, whom I worship, though not as much as I once did.

I think this is why I only discuss movies I like with others. I just don't need to cultivate that mindset. A simple "I didn't care much for it" suffices.

Then again, I found Ishtar amusing. What do I know?

Posted by: V. on November 15, 2004 01:47 PM

How the heck did they get to see that screening. They NEED ME there!! I could be a PILLAR of objectivity........well, maybe not so far......but I could be!

Posted by: Parsippanynj on November 15, 2004 08:18 PM

hi ,found a camera! gros bisous

Posted by: christelle on November 16, 2004 05:24 AM

i read this review... hhmmmmmm....
usually i am a pillar of objectivity as welll...
but i have to say i'm a bit
KEEN FOR CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: wanda on November 16, 2004 01:04 PM

i read this review... hhmmmmmm....
usually i am a pillar of objectivity as welll...
but i have to say i'm a bit
KEEN FOR CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: wanda on November 16, 2004 01:04 PM

Yes...there is the "pillar of objectivity," and then there is blinding people with the "flash" of the "flesh" (lightbulb not included)

Posted by: lizzie on November 16, 2004 08:13 PM
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